Dog Did It
This happened once when i was nine years old. One day on invitation the entire family had to attend a party organized by my maternal uncle.
“I was at the party at my uncle’s house and his dog came downstairs and sat next to me. While I was playing with it, the dog farted (honestly!) and everyone thought it was me!
Nobody would believe that it was the dog, but it really was!” As usual party was in full swing and everyone was enjoying themselves, my friend and I decided to walk uncle’s dog in lawn.
I let dog off his leash so that he would run up to my friend and we would play with him. To my horror, dog ran over and bit him on his butt!” Till date whenever i recall this silly incident i do have a smile on my face.